Whatcha wanna know?

Mmmm. What do you want to know about me? I am just a woman struggling through life who has suddenly realized she is almost fifty fucking years old. Blech. Wanna see the spots on my hands or hear the crackling sounds my knees make in the morning? Not much else to tell.

Weird shit happens to me all the time and I have been saying for years I was going to write a book, but honestly, I am too fucking lazy. That’s a lot of shit I don’t have time for, so instead, I wrote this blog. In my pajamas. Welcome and enjoy. If you don’t like it, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

About the Author


Just the story of one woman riding the strugglebus to the big 5-0!